THIS FORWARDED MAIL TO ME IS DAMN FUNNY~ I'LL TRANSLATE IT FOR YOU READER(S)!^^
Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Student: Good Morning, Teacher.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Teacher: (Shouts) Why Is It Only A "Good Morning"? You Don't Wish For My Safety In The Afternoon And Night?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Student: Good Morning, Afternoon And Night, Teacher!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Teacher: Too Long! Inhuman! Just Wish Me Peace! Simple And Meanigful. Also, This Wish Includes Every Hour And Condition.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Student: I Wish You Peace, Teacher! *IT'S QUITE HARD TO TRANSLATE THIS WAY*
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Teacher: Same To You, Sit Down! Listen Well Here. Today, I Am Going To Test You All On Antonyms. When I Say A Word, Everyone Must Answer Quickly, Understand?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Student: Understood, Teacher!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Teacher: I Don't Want Any Disturbances.
Murid : (senyap)
Student: (Quiet Down)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Teacher: Smart!
Murid : Bodoh!
Student: Stupid!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Teacher: High!
Murid : Rendah!
Student: Low!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Teacher: Far!
Murid : Dekat!
Student: Near!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Teacher: Fair!
Murid : UMNO!
Student UMNO! (UMNO = Abbreviation For "United Malays National Organization")
Cikgu : Salah!
Teacher: Wrong!
Murid : Betul!
Student: Correct!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Teacher: Stupid!
Murid : Pandai!
Student: Smart!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Teacher: It's Not It!
Murid : Ya!
Student: Yes It Is!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Teacher: Oh, My God!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Student: Oh, My Servant!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Teacher: Listen Here!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Student: Listen There!
Cikgu : Diam!
Teacher: Shut Up!
Murid : Bising!
Student: Make Noise!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Teacher: It's Not A Question, Stupid!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Student: It Is An Answer, Smart!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Teacher: I'm Going To Die!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Student: We Live!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Teacher: I'll Hit You Then You'll Know!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Student: Old Roots Then You Don't Know!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Teacher: I'm Lazy Of Teaching You!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Student: We're Hardworking To Be Studying Here, Teacher!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Teacher: You're Crazy!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Student: We're Sane!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Teacher: Enough! Enough!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Student: Not Enough! Not Enough!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Teacher: Enough! Enough! *DIRECT TRANSLATION: FINISH! FINISH!*
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Student: Not Yet! Not Yet!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Teacher: Why Are You All So Stupid?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Student: Because I'm A Smart Person!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Teacher: Oh! Don't You Dare Go Against Me!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Student: Oh! Surrender!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Teacher: No Manners!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Student: Have Manners!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Teacher: This Is The End Of Me!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Student: We're Everlasting!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Teacher: O.K. Class Is Over!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Student: K.O. Class Has Not Start!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Teacher: That's Enough, Stupid!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Student: Not Yet, Smart!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Teacher: Stand!
Murid : Duduk!
Student: Sit!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Teacher: I Said That "UMNO" Is Wrong!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Student: We Heard That "Fairness" Is Right!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Teacher: You're Foolish!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Student: We're Intelligent!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Teacher: Damaged!
Murid : Baik!
Student: Recovered!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Teacher: You're All In Detention This Afternoon!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Student: Freed That Evening!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)
Teacher: (Silent And Takes His/Her Books Out)
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